The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

the power to create Snyder films. xD

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power.

the power to turn into amy rose

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to control yourself

The ability to count to potato

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to bread toast!

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to ejaculate at command

the power to get wider by eating junk food

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!