- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to look at Sun.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to always be at half mast.

Pointless Super Powers