- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The ability to visually contract STD's

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

to be shitty

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

the power to make glass clear

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the ability to talk to humans

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

Pointless Super Powers