The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to die

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to control nothing

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!