The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to control nothing

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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to be shitty

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to break a Nokia

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the power to do nothing

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to get arrested

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!