To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!