The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to punch that like button

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!