The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to start time.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to become demented

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!