The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!