The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The ability to pass out at will.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

Liam Brudenell

The power to smell a fart upwind.

The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to never come into existence

the power to die on the spot

the power to spell words wrong

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

the power to dislike this power

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!