- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power of making your tits smaller

The ability to get shot, for real.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to predict the present

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

Pointless Super Powers