the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to do nothing

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to like this post

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the power to control nothing

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to swim on land.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!