The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to be blind

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to poop standing up

The power to read your own mind

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to control nothing

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

open up pickles glass

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to do nothing

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!