the power to enter a coma.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to get arrested

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!