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The power to fly when in something flying
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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.
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The power to block your own powers
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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).
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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.
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The power to pee while standing up
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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.
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The power to be Chuck Norris
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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.
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The power to sleep with your eyes open.
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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.
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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to
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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it
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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!
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The power to read your own mind
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The power to not exercise.
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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.
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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person
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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.
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the power to get wider by eating junk food
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The ability to evolve into magickarp
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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.
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the power to become demented
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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!