- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

the power to morph into yourself

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

Pointless Super Powers