The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to see the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!