The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!