The power to turn water into wine.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to see air

the power to glow in the dark during the day.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to walk 1% faster.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

the ability to grow trees in the desert

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

the ability to levitate

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

to not blink for 5 seconds

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!