Invisible handwriting.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to be powerless

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to not have a superpower

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to die

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!