The power to read your own mind

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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power to age faster

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!