- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to die

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

the power to control nothing

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

the power to inhale and exhale air

Pointless Super Powers