The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!