The power to control paprika with your mind

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to think about useless power

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!