- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to like any show

the power to cook sandwiches when married

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

The power to die at will.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

the power to fire my lazer

The power of making your tits smaller

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to keep up with the kardashians

Pointless Super Powers