- Pointless Super Powers

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to not finish your....

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to do your homework.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

the power to get really mad.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

the power to eat people :D

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

the power to complete math exercises

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!