The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to write comic books

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to smell water.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!