The power to not have any power at all

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to break a Nokia

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to see oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!