the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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open up pickles glass

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to be shitty

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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power to age faster

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!