The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to be a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!