the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

to zap people but only yourself

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to be powerless

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to ignore useful information

The power to fall asleep each time you

anything Aquaman does

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to climb ladders faster.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!