The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power think five times slower.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!