- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to freeze ice.

the ability to see through air

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to be invisable when your dead

power to fart through your mouth

The power to be normal and average

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

Pointless Super Powers