The power to think about useless power

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to pee out blue

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to die at will.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!