The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to have no power.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!