The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to not exercise.

The power to die

The power to read your own mind

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

the power to become demented

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

to be shitty

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

power to age faster

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!