- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The ability to be in fashion.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to randomly die at any moment

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The ability to control dairy products

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The ability to be heard in space

the power to turn food into shit

the power to get sick

The power to walk through air.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

Pointless Super Powers