The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!