The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

open up pickles glass

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to be powerless

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!