The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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cry acid tears

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the power to see the present

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!