Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!