To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!