The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!