- Pointless Super Powers

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

power to transform into a dick with legs

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The power to punch that like button

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

cry acid tears

The power to speak braille.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The ability to swim in water.

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

power to breath fire but only through your nose

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to never come into existence

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!