The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The ability to part hair.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to remember th...

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!