The ability to smell colors

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!