the power to see stuff

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to be in fashion.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!