To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to never end your .

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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power to age faster

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!