- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know who farted at any time.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The ability to smell colors

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

Pointless Super Powers