The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The ability to control dairy products

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to get arrested

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!