The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to be an idiot.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!