The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to get sick

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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being black

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!