The ability to change races.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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to poop a penny every year

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the ability to see through air

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to waste money

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!