The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to see through windows

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to see the present

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to have a V8

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!