The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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to spelle caretly

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!