the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the ability to die on command

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to not finish your

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to eat bread

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!