the power to eat people :D

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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Balls.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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Invisible handwriting.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!