- Pointless Super Powers

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to think you love her but you don't.

he power to make mistakes

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!