The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power of fart helium

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the ability to blow yourself

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power of the succulent game

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!