The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power of learning

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power of 12% levetation

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Being Aquaman

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to see air

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The ability to police irony

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!