- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to control mealworms

The power to only be able to eat poop

Pointless Super Powers