the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to beathe

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the power to turn into a tree

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!