The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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the power to write comic books

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to bleed

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!