The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!