the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power of bad luck

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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captain obvious

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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Balls.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!