- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to smell colors

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to do nothing

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The Power to fart glitter

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

Pointless Super Powers