The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to turn food into shit

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to poo.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!