The power to burn the sun.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to look at Sun.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!