The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to be blind

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to die

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!