The power to never end your .

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the power to become translucent

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to see forever

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!