- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power to obey gravity

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The ability to eat the red ones last

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Pointless Super Powers