- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to speak only one language

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to control yourself

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to be a snail

Pointless Super Powers