Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power of learning

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to see air

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!