The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!