- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to break a Nokia

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to stop masturbating every day

Pointless Super Powers