The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to smell like ham

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

the power to die on the spot

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

Being only half invisible.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to die on command.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!