The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!