To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!