The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to not care.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to die at will.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!