- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

a power to turn liquid into goo!

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to rite liek dis

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

power to permanently shrink one eye.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

Pointless Super Powers