The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to pee any color

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!