- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to forget how to swim.

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The power to wink with both eyes

the ability to type slower.

The power to be normal and average

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

The power to see into the present

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

The power to bread toast!

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

Pointless Super Powers