- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power of having two left hands.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to be born again

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to make pencils dull.

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

Pointless Super Powers