Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power drown in water

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!