- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to be born again

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power to see the past.

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to not finish your....

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to do your homework.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

the power to get really mad.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

Pointless Super Powers