The power to burn the sun.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to time travel to the present

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!