- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

Liam Brudenell

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to self destruct

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to ejaculate

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to see through windows

the power to read this sentence

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

Pointless Super Powers