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The power to autocorrect your mom.
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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily
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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full
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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.
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The power to smell a fart upwind.
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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.
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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.
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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)
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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.
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power to breath fire but only through your nose
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the power to spell words wrong
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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you
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Invisibility, but only in the dark.
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Being only half invisible.
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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.
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The power to make coma patients bark.
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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.
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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday
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the power to morph into yourself
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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts
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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.
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The power to be blind
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The power to poop standing up
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!