The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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power to age faster

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!