The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to swim on land.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!