- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to blow yourself

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to smell colors

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to do nothing

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power of 12% levetation

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

Pointless Super Powers