The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to be superman with no power's

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to do nothing

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!