the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to die at will.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!