The power to turn into a skittles bag

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to climb ladders faster.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to die

The power to look at Sun.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to predict the present

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to only be obesely fat.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

the power to smell like ham

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!