- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to turn water into wine.

captain obvious

The power to commit suicide.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The ability to self destruct at will.

Teleporting to Mexico

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

Pointless Super Powers