The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!