the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!