The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to turn food into shit

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!