The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the power to beathe

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!