The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

the power to enter a coma.

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

Vanilla scented blood

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The ability to go to hell.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to control dairy products

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to get arrested

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!