- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to eat bread

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to die

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to only be obesely fat.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

Pointless Super Powers