The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to control yourself

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to bread toast!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!