The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to never have fun...never.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the power to see through clear glass.

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The ability to shrink your penis

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!