The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to sleep during day

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!