The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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cry acid tears

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!