- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to see forever

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The ability to police irony

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The power to be an idiot.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

Pointless Super Powers