- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to imagine a new colour

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

Teleporting to Mexico

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to poop standing up

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

Pointless Super Powers