the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to hovertate

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the power to die at will

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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he power to make mistakes

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!