- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to control weather on Mars

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to swallow instead of spid

The power to see forever

The ability to police irony

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

Pointless Super Powers